[Stand on an office chair firmly grasping the light bulb with right hand. Have wife spin office chair in a counter clockwise direction. Have barf bag ready and waiting to go. To put light bulb in, follow directions backwards with wife on chair.]
[From your second cousin, once removed, twice remarried, and living in Guam]
[Because you didn't plug it in.]
[From your second cousin, once removed, twice remarried, and living in Guam.]
[It is that sharp pain that you get every time you try to wire things yourself.]
[When you are standing in your front yard watching your house burn to the ground.]
